[There's quite a great deal of noise when Chie makes her transmission - pounding, shouting, explosions, and the like - and Chie's voice is frantic:]

Rise-chan! Ciel, Hanyuu-san! Wherever you are - find someplace safe to hide! There's -

[More pounding, and a louder explosion. Chie's voice becomes a little more distant as she turns from the ( Read more... )

WHO STOLE MY SHOES?!

[FSKNLKSDJFKL have some background noise as Chie upends what few belongings are in her apartment in search of her shoes.]

I left them right here ...

[She sighs, exasperated.]

I can still punt you without 'em, you know!

Um ... OK, so, I have two problems here. Some jerk stole my towel when I went swimming today.